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[Professor Denman]

I've seen some beauties of quotes going around already! We definitely need a topic to collect those witty, funny, hilarious quotes, no?

So if you see a beauty, post 'em here!


This one had me giggle the other day:

Professor Warrick said:

Alameda would rather dance naked in the Forbidden Forest then ever give anyone a reason to doubt her abilities as Head Teacher.

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[Daniella Cruz]

Both of these made me grin.

Serifina said:

"Ah so the lions get the whole moral enemies speech too?"

Alistair and Prof Hale said:

“I suppose it’s too much to ask that we are going to be having a pillow fight with a dark wizard?”

“Well, dear boy, if you'd bothered to pick your book up at all you'd know that dark wizards happen to have an amazing affliction to down feather cushions.”

[Professor Denman]

No character quote, but a shoutbox quote that made me laugh:

Joseph: yes, now the humanoid bone structure is making its preordained cupboard exodus
Alistair: uhm....
Joseph: skeleton coming out of the closet

[Iphigeneia Lockhart]

This one made me laugh, literally. Or maybe I just have a weird sense of humour... XD

Tony Ripred Black said:

There didn't seem to be anyone without a partner. "Er, Professor? Do I stun myself or something?" he called out.

Edited by Iphigeneia Lockhart, 10 April 2010 - 09:51 AM.

[Professor Reid]

Professor Llwellyn said:

"Those of you not auditioning for the circus or St Mungos can have another try. I will return to your education when I have dealt with your idiotic colleague."

I had to smile at this one.

[Cerridwyn Glynn]

A gem of a beauty from our Resident Hufflepuff Clown, Sir Alis of Staire, the mighty knight of Staire.

Alistair Bauldaugh said:

“I’m sorry, I think you stole some poor Ravenclaw’s robes. Would you mind letting me know the password to the Slytherin common room?"

I was giggling over this in context for a good 10 minutes.

Edited by Cerridwyn Glynn, 19 April 2010 - 11:30 AM.

[Sylverster Kelestral]

Ogren said:

"Surely a bit of detention and some house points weren't bad enough to flea as if the plague was on their heels." AND "all the students were running like wildfire to the safety of the castle"

Ogren is so funny

Edited by Sylverster Kelestral, 15 April 2010 - 10:07 PM.

[Iphigeneia Lockhart]

Ripred is the most hilarious person ever.

Tony Ripred Black said:

There was already a hufflepuff girl there, talking to her cat. He peered at his pet rat; now would not be the time to get eaten.

Edited by Iphigeneia Lockhart, 19 April 2010 - 01:39 AM.

[Tony Ripred Black]

A very funny one from Ada...

Ada said:

"My pudding!" Ada exclaimed, as it disappeared from the table. Ada had been playing around with her pudding for the whole feast. Well, you weren't going to eat it anyway, said the voice inside her head. That's true. But Ada found it rude to make someone's food disappear without asking them whether they were done with it or not.

[Tony Ripred Black]

And one from Genie:

Genie said:

Maybe she could buy Ripred a new rat later, a prize rat, a very fat one he would like.

"I'm sorry!" Genie yelped as she opened her eyes to face- to face Molly sticking out a paw to touch the rodent affectionately. Genie blinked, laughing in relief. Gladly, her pet was as eccentric as she was- in a good way.  

[Alistair Bauldaugh]

Cerridwyn Glynn said:

I can type Beavis and Butthead, just like the mute feature on my tv

Let's hope I got that quote-bit right there... But that was courtesy of the Cbox!

[Sylverster Kelestral]

Kyran Roelaine said:

Except, I don't even know whether that was a cockatrice. Ciaran claimed that he knew it was one, but for all we know, it was just a poor result of a prank of attaching a rooster and a lizard together? I know that there are some dunderheads out there who are capable of such idiotic feats. Cruel, alright, but extremely dense all the same.

and

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It wasn't exactly pleasant to wake up and realizing that his long hair either became a bright green, or worse, short. Those were the strange times when the house elves would watch on as a furious heir chased around the eccentric and oddly childlike head of house.

[Ada Ashenhurst]

Professor Llwellyn said:

There were moments when Professor Denman wasn't just an old git, and this was one of them.

HAHAHA. I found this really funny, not that I feel that Professor Denman IS an old git, it's just funny, you know?

No offense meant to anyone.

Love Professor Llwellyn's sarcasm!

[Alistair Bauldaugh]

Talking about Denman:

Cerridwyn Glynn said:

She grinned as the old man was probably her first choice of the most grand and powerful mage in the world, since he was so old.

[Sylverster Kelestral]

This comes from Lisette from the shoutbox, got me snorting into my milkshake.

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My evil laugh sounds like...well, I've never tried it before (maybe a muaheemuahee? Oh wait, that's a donkey noise )

[Toren Dunwiddik]

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Professor Denman: (Today, 11:01 AM)  Donkey Darklord Laugh, © by DMRP

Yep... The Donkey Darklord Laugh... it shall be a sensation across the nation..

And I wanna thank Ren for this as well

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Ren wrote: I made 100 posts and all I got was this CMT

[Daniella Cruz]

Professor Llwellyn said:

"Oh no worse than normal" he told Professor Penvellyn cheerfully. "Everyone
who doesn't die passes flying after all and astronomy is just a matter
of getting no sleep for a week and deciphering several hundred
illiterate star charts. Facinating to find that Earth is closer to
Mercury than to Venus.

[Professor Llwellyn]

Professor Haverleigh said:

Gwyneth took a deep breath reminded herself that she was the one in charge of the class, and to think of them as if she was training the animals at the Ministry

[Professor Haverleigh]

Cerridwyn Glynn said:

As Second years, she was required to sit close to the Professors.  Outside of the First years, Seconds were the closest to the Professors.  More than likely that was to keep the vigilance of youth at bay with intense stares should they act up.

I thought that was pretty funny, especially considering Professor Denman some professors.

[Edwin Cooper]

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She'd been much more vigilant with her cat's diet since she heard of the animagi. She didn't want to be responsible for the cat who'd eaten a professor for lunch.
- Faith Tucker

The mental image I got from this was just hilarious. Pretty funny predicament for an animagus.