11 replies to this topic

[Alexander Sowerby]

I've seen this somewhere, it could be a bit of fun anyway here I go:

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

I meant...

I could only think up ones for CoS, POA, OoTP and HBP.

Harry Potter and the Girls Loo
Harry Potter and the Time Travelling Best Friend
Harry Potter and the Teen Angst
Harry Potter and the Best Friends Sister

Anyway these ones are not mine, but are good none the less:

Quote

Albus Dumbledore and the Two-Faced Professor
Albus Dumbledore and the Incompetent Professor
Albus Dumbledore and the Professor who Howls at the Moon
Albus Dumbledore and the Polyjuiced Professor
Albus Dumbledore and the Pink Professor of Evil
Albus Dumbledore and the Half-Blood, Former-Death Eater Professor
Albus Dumbledore and the School That Fell Apart After His Death

Edited by Alexander Sowerby, 09 December 2011 - 09:04 PM.

[Ellenore Clark]

For HBP I thought,
Harry Potter and the Case of the Stalkers.
And for DH,
Harry Potter and the Camping Trips

[James Mallory]

Ron Weasley and the boy who isn't his brother
Ron Weasley is scared of spiders
Ron Weasley doesn't like cats
Ron Weasley is less famous than Harry Potter
Ron Weasley is a grown up and wants to be treated like one
Ron Weasley told you Snape was evil
Ron Weasley gets pwned by Hermione

[Lisette Amber Heartstone]

Hermione Granger is a cat
Not that good, but oh well. I tried my best

[Meghan Morris]

Ronald Got the Girl and Harry Got the Sister

[Elisabet la Barre]

Found these
Severus Snape and Keep out of the 3rd floor corridor, you little git
Severus Snape and Keep off the whomping willow, you little git
Severus Snape and Keep out of the Shrieking Shack, you little git
Severus Snape and Keep of my gilly weed you little git
Severus Snape and Keep out of the the Dark Lord's thoughts, you little git
Severus Snape and Keep off my potion book, you little git
Severus Snape and Keep my memories, Mr. Potter

[Ellenore Clark]

Argus Filch and the STUDENTS OUT OF BED.
Argus Filch and the STUDENTS OUT OF BED PETRIFIED MY CAT.
Argus Filch and the STUDENTS OUT OF BED.
Argus Filch and the BLOODY HELL. STUDENTS FROM THREE DIFFERENT SCHOOLS. ALL OUT OF BED.
Argus Filch and Finally, Some Power!!
Argus Filch and the STUDENTS OUT OF BED.
Argus Filch and the McGonagall Called me a Blithering Idiot…

I didn't make this. Found it on tumblr.

[Alexander Sowerby]

Lord Voldemort and the Stuttering idiot servant
Lord Voldemort and the Year he was really emo
Lord Voldemort and the Rat Servant who returns
Lord Voldemort and the Really complex plan with a lot of room for failure
Lord Voldemort and  the failed possession
Lord Voldemort and the Year he was busy taking over the wizarding world in Britain
Lord Voldemort and the Magic Stick

Edited by Alexander Sowerby, 15 December 2011 - 12:41 AM.

[Robert Wyatt]

Found these:

Quote

Harry Potter and the Record of Most Bails out of Azkaban
Harry Potter and Too Many Goblets of Firewhisky
Harry Potter Finds Waldo
Harry Potter and the Return of the would-be-King-if-Harry-Potter-hadn't-
defeated-him-when-he-was-a-baby-in-the-first-place (a.k.a Voldemort)
Harry Potter Enters the Ginny Weasley Fan Club
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Alcatraz
Harry Potter and the Stoned Philosopher
Harry Potter and Secrets of the Bed Chamber
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Scone
Harry Potter and the Quest for the Holy Grail

[Alexander Sowerby]

The Dursley's and the Orphan that was left on their doorstep
The Dursley's and the Exploding Pudding Bowl
The Dursley's and the Bloated Aunt Marge
The Dursley's and the Destroyed Fireplace
The Dursley's and the Dementoid attack
The Dursley's and the Child Abuse Allegations
The Durlsey's and the Escape from Little Whinging, or maybe not

[Meghan Morris]

Draco Malfoy and the Boy Who Hated Him
Draco Malfoy and the Hit by a Mudblood
Draco Malfoy and the Girl's Lavatory
Draco Malfoy and the Hug from Voldemort
Draco Malfoy and the Year His Hair Began To Fall Out
Draco Malfoy and the Mad House
Draco Malfoy and the Dementor Party

[Mary Lynn Wilkins]

Hermione Granger and Troll in the Bathroom
Hermione Granger and the Basilisk Clue
Hermione Granger and the Time Turner
Hermione Granger and the Bulgarian Seeker
Hermione Granger and the Ministry Official
Hermione Granger and the Love Rival
Hermione Granger and Mudblood Haters

Edited by Mary Lynn Wilkins, 15 December 2011 - 04:52 PM.