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[Adelaine Beaumont]

Lone Rice was walking, undisguised, in a busy neighborhood just north of Plate Street. It was called North of Plate Street Street. Yes, the founders of this place were not at all creative, which was why she was here today. To seal their DOOM. Of course, no one suspected a thing. She was wearing her normal clothing, after all. Her true identity was known by no one: Pasta Eating Contest Winner/Accountant/Lawn-Mower. Muahahaha.

Lone Rice reached the street light [there was only one] and looked discretely around for the portapotty she was supposed to change in. Spotting it, she dove into it, literally, and quickly changed into her custom made rice grain suit. She kicked the door down and ran  back to the street light.

"Citizens of North of Plate Street Street --" she shouted, stopping abruptly when she realized her built-in microphone wasn't on. She flipped the tiny switch and resumed.

"CITIZENS OF NORTH OF PLATE STREET STREET! It is I, Lone Rice! Due to your lack of talent in street naming, I have come to wreak havoc!"

She promptly pulled her SuperSonicRiceBlaster2050 out of nowhere and put it on cruise control. Grains of raw rice of all shapes and sizes (she doesn't discriminate) blasted away at innocent bystanders.

NO ONE could stop her now, muahahaha!

Edited by Adelaine Beaumont, 01 October 2011 - 10:03 PM.

[Meghan Morris]

The hero known only as Mac Attack to the world, was currently walking a small group of dogs down North of Plate Street Street. It was a serene day perfect for walking dogs. She smiled as Chester, a chihuahua, make an oopsy on someone's lawn. With a perfect form she quickly scooped it up and sealed it in a plastic bag she would later give to Tate.  

Suddenly an amplified voice sounded over the barking of the dogs. Oh no. Lone Rice was here! What was Mac to do? The puppies could not simply be left and she was not in uniform! Suddenly a light-bulb went on, why not change and tie the dogs to a tree. Dogs love to bark up trees!

She quickly tied the dogs up and burst into an unsuspecting person's home. Mac admired the beautiful china cabinet and ran her hand over a porcelain puppy. It was such a beautiful thing that  it had brought tears to her eyes.  

"Hello citizen, pay no attention to me. For I  must simply use the potty!" Mac exclaimed as she ran into the kitchen.

Where is the stupid potty? I have to pee! Just then she arrived at the throne room, or potty, she closed the door, changed, peed, and snuck out the window. Time to get to business. Mac stealthily made her way to Lone Rice and put her pasta hands together. A sudden tornado of spaghetti noodles  uncooked shot their way into the Lone Rice. Sucker...


"What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A PRIVATE TUTOR! Hello old enemy we meet again prepare too be behind bars!"

(OOC: Horrible joke! Haha! So out of this style I apologize if confusing!)

[Lisette Amber Heartstone]

There was nothing good at all about North of Plate Street Street, thought LFG sourly as she chatted to her friends via her MaftPhone (it was the new trend) ignoring the hustle and bustle of the street around her. She desperately wanted to get away and go back into her own comfy home as well as working on the website, but parents were parents and her mother felt a strong affinity to this humble little street for some odd reason. She scowled as her mother wandered around choosing whatever she wanted from the shopping centre and sighed. "Can I gooooooo now?" She whined.
"Of course, of course, do whatever you want."

LFG was overjoyed! But where to begin? She looked around at the busy street when suddenly...
She almost dropped her MaftPhone in her excitement. "OH MY MAFT!" She yelled. Some people nearby started to scream and ran away in terror; whether this was because Lone Rice was throwing rice at them or whether a crazy girl was yelling really loudly could not be confirmed. Liz ran over. "Hi! What are you doing?" She greeted politely, as if she was discussing the weather instead of chatting to a seriously-dangerous criminal. She spied another figure who shot some noodles at Lone Rice, unfortunately hitting Liz a little as well (though she dodged most of the attack). "And Mac! It's so good to see you." She acted as if they were all old friends meeting up for a rendezvous in a stupid-sounding street - okay, so Liz wasn't all that sane.

[Adelaine Beaumont]

Lone Rice was just about to get to the good part of her evil rant when she heard an overly annoying voice behind her. The obsessive tone was familiar to her.. it must belong to -- LFG! Of course it did. Liz Fan Girl was the only person on the planet who would walk straight up to a supervillian (the greatest supervillian in the WORLD) and ask her what she was doing.

"I'm sealing their doom," she responded, irritated like no other. "Can't you tell?"

She quickly considered turning the SSRB2050 on the girl, but her thoughts were interrupted by a few slaps in the face with spaghetti noodles and the most hideous joke she had ever heard. Private tutor? It had to have been the work of her pathetic excuse for an arch enemy --> PASTAGIRL!

"Your attempts at being witty are worse than ever, Pastarita!" she turned on her, shooting rice directly at her terrifying face. "Feel my rath, muahahaha!"

[Allison Cassidy Rose]

"I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time!" the young children just stared. With a saigh AUsome continued on down the street. Working at a day care was hard work. You had to change diapers, feed the little rugrats, the only field trip you could go on was to a boring street and they never understand puns! AUsome was to the breaking point today as she walked down North of Plate Street Street with the group. Out of disguise, she had to hide away her evil thoughts from the kids but then...no... what was this? The Lone Rice! And Mac Attack!? They were fighting! What if they were to recognize AUsome out of costume and her identity was blown? What would she do with the kids? Worse yet, there was LFG. If she found out AUsome's identity, then the whole world would know. What was a villian to do?

[Meghan Morris]

Mac Attack braced her arms in front of her face as the rice relentlessly pelted her. She dived to the ground and executed a very ninja-like roll. This was getting more sticky by the second. How on Chocolatish did LFG find out about the fight so fast? Ever determined to be LFG favorite she whipped out a super awesome Mac Attack pen and photo, signed it, and gave both to the girl.

"The only person's doom your sealing is your own! Stop now or suffer the consequences! What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing it just gave out a little WINE!" Mac shrieked the voice in an uncharacteristic girly voice, sounding much like the Fate of Tate's own voice.

Mac Attack summoned a small portion of her chocolate powers and used them to make platinum hard pebbles of chocolate in which she shot at the Lone Rice. Then she jumped back into the sky while flipping and sliced out razor sharp bow-tie pasta to L.R.

[Lisette Amber Heartstone]

LFG frowned as Lone Rice, rather than squealing with joy and offering to exchange phone numbers, snarled and looked as if she was about to aim a weapon at her. She was not going to pass up this opportunity! Liz quickly snapped a picture, then uploaded it with a tap. Yes! Maftfanclub.com members would be so glad! She felt like a stalker, for some odd reason, but then pushed the thought out of her mind.

Liz glanced around, hoping to see Mac with some super cool moves. All she saw was a group of some random little kids. She rolled her eyes, then turned to the other way where Mac had given her some cool stuff. "Yay! Yay!" All her friends would be so jealous. The pen was really, really cool and the photo wasn't that bad either. As she worked nimbly on the website via her MaftPhone, Mac and Lone Rice traded puns. Distracted by the silliness and by random other things (ooh look a squirrel!) it didn't occur to LFG to actually move away rather than getting in the middle of the fight. She turned just as Mac started shrieking and was opening her mouth to join in when a chocolate pebble shot in. "Ow." She muttered (well actually it was more of a shout). It was tasty though!

[Adelaine Beaumont]

Lone Rice managed to dodge most of the chocolate pebbles (which reminded her oddly of cereal; had Pastagirl STOLEN A COPYRIGHTED CEREAL?) but then nearly fell to the ground as a flash of light almost blinded her. LFG had taken a picture! And most likely uploaded to her stalker-site. How could this happen? Could Lone Rice sue for this??

Drawing herself back to the real world, she shot a few rice grains at a wandering squirrel before she turned back to her enemy. Where was her sometimes-partner-in-crime AUsome when she needed her? Seriously, back to the scene of the crime! she told herself. The scene of her crime. Pastalady had just uttered another one of her "jokes", her voice sounding strangely like Taterlad's. Where was Taterlad?

"I see you have no sidekick," she shouted, shooting more grains at the hideous beast (Pastagirl). "Let the powers of my theme song blow you away!"

She whipped out her mini boombox, hit play, and sang her theme song loud and proud:

One grain of rice
Simple and plaaaain,
You'll run in terror
The pain of the graaain
LONE RIIIIIIICE!

Edited by Adelaine Beaumont, 07 October 2011 - 06:11 PM.